They always seem to be down a few players. It’s like they’ve got a "next man up" policy on steroids!

It's like their injury report should be a family tree at this point. Can they catch a break?

They might need to invest in some bubble wrap or a good luck charm at this rate!

At this point, it feels like they should hire a team doctor just to keep everyone on the court!

You'd think they were playing dodgeball instead of basketball with all these injuries! What's next, a padded gym?