I missed the game, but I'm guessing STL's defense was as reliable as a broken clock—twice a day, maybe?

Sounds like the Cardinals need a crash course in fielding! Can they just hire a magician to make errors disappear?

Can someone explain why the Cardinals can’t seem to find their gloves? At this point, I’m convinced they’re playing with oven mitts.

How does STL keep tripping over their own feet? It’s like watching a comedy of errors, but not the funny kind.