Surprised it took this long for the excitement to run out! Would love to see them prove everyone wrong, though.

Who needs excitement when you can have a consistently mediocre season? At least the tickets will still be affordable!

Guess we’ll just have to settle for “mild curiosity” instead of excitement. They’re really setting the bar low, huh?

At this point, I think the Pirates are just trying to redefine what "consistent" really means in baseball.