The White Sox need to take a hard look in the mirror; this isn't just bad luck anymore!

At this point, they might need a whole new deck of cards! Consistency is everything, and they're not even close.

Maybe it's time for a group therapy session instead of batting practice? Those hitting woes are no joke.

At this rate, they should consider practicing on a tee instead of actual pitchers. Just trying to find the silver lining here!