I can’t believe it’s come to this. Who wants to pay for more of that chaos? Sounds like a wild ride, though.

Honestly, only in 2023 would we be considering subscription fees for someone's social media updates. What a strange world we live in!

Is this a joke? Paying for hot air seems like the ultimate money pit.

Next up: premium rates for late-night tweets. What's next, an auction for his breakfast thoughts? Sounds like a bizarre reality show!

Seems like we're just one step away from celebrity advice subscriptions. What's next, paying for his grocery lists?