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Kirk El Captain

COMMON

Kirk El Captain

Campus-debate champion — the jaw arrives before the facts do

HP

85

POWER

62

FP REWARD

26

Who is Kirk El Captain?

Kirk El Captain tours college towns "destroying" nineteen-year-olds with facts, logic, and a camera crew of six. The jaw enters the frame a full second before he does. His hot-mic throw does bonus damage to anyone mid-sentence; engagement is up, self-awareness could not be reached for comment.

Moves

Catching Kirk El Captain

Common characters spawn everywhere, fall quickly, and capture easily — the bread and butter of any collection.

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